Coincidence

This is how Wikipedia puts it:

A coincidence is the occurring of an event in conjunction with any some conditions, e.g. another event. As such, a coincidence occurs when something uncanny, accidental and unexpected happens under conditions named, but not under a defined relationship. When there are no conditions named, the event is just that single entity. The word is derived from the Latin cum- ("with", "together") and incidere (a composed verb from "in" and "cadere": "to fall on", "to happen").

Sounds like this to me:

 But who knows? Maybe this is not coincidence at all...

when the deal goes down

List of Paraphilias

Acrotomophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) amputees
Apotemnophilia: desire to have (or sexual arousal from having) a healthy appendage (limb, digit, or male genitals) amputated
Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman (also see Blanchard, Bailey, and Lawrence theory for discussion on controversy)
Biastophilia: sexual pleasure from committing rape
Celebriphilia: pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity
Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces
Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself
Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants, popularized by the movie “Superstar” with Molly Shannon
Diaper fetishism: sexual arousal from diapers
Emetophilia: sexual attraction to vomit
Ephebophilia: sexual attraction towards adolescents
Eproctophilia: sexual attraction to flatulence
Faunoiphilia: sexual arousal from watching animals mate
Frotteurism: sexual arousal from the recurrent urge or behavior of touching or rubbing against a nonconsenting person
Galactophilia: sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women 
Gerontophilia: sexual attraction towards the elderly
Haematophilia: sexual attraction involving blood (either on a sex partner/attractive person or the liquid itself; not to be confused with haemophilia, a genetic disorder of the blood)
Harpaxophilia: sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary
Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes
Infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby
Lust murder: sexual arousal through committing murder
Maiesiophilia: sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women
Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying material
Necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses
Necrozoophilia: sexual attraction to the corpses or killings of animals (also known as necrobestiality)
Nepiophilia: the same as infantophilia sexual attraction to children between the age of 0 - 3 yrs
Pedophilia: sexual attraction to prepubescent children (British spelling: paedophilia)
Phalloorchoalgolagnia: sexual arousal by the experiencing of painful stimuli being administered to the male genitals.
Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed toys or people in animal costume, such as theme park characters
Pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing/talking/fantasizing about fire
Sitophilia: sexual arousal from food
Spectrophilia: sexual attraction to ghosts
Telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene telephone calls
Teratophilia: sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people
Urolagnia: sexual attraction to urine
Vorarephilia: sexual attraction to being eaten by, and/or eating, another person or creature
Voyeurism: sexual arousal through watching others having sex (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to observe an unsuspecting person who is naked, disrobing or engaging in sexual activities, see peeping tom)
Xenophilia: sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens)
Zoophilia: emotional or sexual attraction to animals
Zoosadism: the sexual enjoyment of causing pain and suffering to animals

Dice collectors

Ok, so I've been doing a little market research concerning dices. It came out that a great many of people not only collect dices but also like to show off with them.


Here is a very decent one: 

    This basically just a collection of D&D dices.

And this is one I'm especially jealous of:

     I think this guy robbed a couple of museums.

And this fucker is just showing off like he's the King of Vegas:

  Asshole. Loved the dices.

All in all, my collection turns out to be pretty decent. At least I'm proud to say that I bought none of my dices from Ebay. And that it's very very unlikely that I'm going to open a webpage to show them off. You're welcome to visit me though ('Sleep with a Drummer Movement', remember?)

LOL of the Day: Sarah Palin for President

http://www.zeitgeistyreport.com/articles/2010/07/14/sarah-palin-for-president-in-2012/

I just hope she too, like Hillary, will be a relic of the utter failure of the American Dream: The First Female President. What a cunt. Let us just hope her chances run low, since it takes a lot uf fucking to climb the career ladder in politics, the hang with being the president is that it's quite difficult to fuck all the voters. Not that Palin would have a hard time doing it, it's just that not everybody is a heterosexual male or a homosexual female. Re-think it, Palin!

God does not throw dice

or does he?

I'm quoting...

This is from a blog called "The Cautionary Revolution", the dude who's writing it calls himself apocalypse nowish.

I have some things to say about drugs, but in this case I don't, cause apocalypse said it all for me. I quote:

It is time for people of this earth (excluding government that never will acknowledge it) to realize two things; firstly that the “war against drugs” is unwinnable. It doesn’t matter how severe punishments there are for peddling drugs are or how many police officers you put into the equation, it has no barring whatsoever if you throw the military at kingpins, it will always, without exception, fail. Secondly it is the ‘war’ itself that creates the problems, not the drugs or the gangs. In effect it is the government that is at fault, not the mafia or the terrorists.

he's talking about the war against drugs in Mexico.

This civil war in Mexico could be over tomorrow if they legalized drugs. But you see, the government doesn’t want that, not for any nice protecting of you reason, oh no, they want this war because when there’s a war going on, who do we turn to for protection? Yes, that’s right… This is also why they are fighting the war against terrorism, the war against poverty, the war against unemployment, the war against inflation. All of these things are created by government and then fought by government under the disguise of "war".

listen to the dude. he's right.

This isn't a game. This is war.

Humanity: habit or choice?

So I saw this blog entry in this sickos blog: http://whoyoucallingaskeptic.wordpress.com/2009/12/27/feral-children/. (its really cool, Saya found it). And the video annoyed me because of this point of view towards humans being represented as something entirely different than other animals. Sure scientists and psychologists and whosoever might be amazed by this "phenomena" which occurs since centuries (as whoyoucallingaskeptic points out) and it really can be compared to the argument for atheism that goes something like: "have you ever considered that if you have been born Iran instead of the US you might've been a Muslim instead a Christian?".

The human is a creature of habit, and this it very commonly uses for its own defense. Living in buildings, eating at a table, shitting in your own house, all poor excuses and concepts that are necessary for many to shape an image in their mind about 'life' though it is not necessary to 'live'. Living the way we live is habitual. Being a man, an American, religious and/or human are merely concepts some Homo Sapiences imagined collectively into being. Before you go out today to find a job or to take a class about some hypothetical concept, ask yourself "Did I really choose to be a human?". Too much is being done already for the sake of parents, tutors and authorities.

Random dice

another dice stacking video

its slow motion, to show how this thing works. it's really simple. maybe I'll explain it to you one day.

Smoke kills

After forbidding people to smoke in public, they will probably put taxes for smoking at home. Oh hey, wait, no need, we pay a shitload of taxes anyway for cigarettes. This is probably some kinda marketing strategy of tobacco companies to make smoking more expensive and also more popular. Imagine how popular heroin was before it went out of style. Maybe if it have got more expensive, it would be still a trend. Who knows?

Thank god marijuana is so casual that it will never get out of style. And the government made the smart movement to restrict it right from the beginning, so now everybody is used to it being forbidden. Very clever. God saves America.

Oh and by the way, bear with me because of the video: I don't have a facebook account.

Hereby I Start A New Movement

Someone please explain to me: What the fuck is THIS:

Who wrote this shit? Stuff like this that threatens the sexual life of a certain group of people should be banned. This is plain discrimination. I have to protect my sexual rights as an artist. Thus I bring up the t-shirt slogans some of you eventually saw before: Support The Arts, Sleep With A Drummer.

To support my argument that sleeping with drummers is absolutely necessary for a band's creative process and being, I would like to use some materials brought to you by my fellow comrades.

Here you can find 8 Reasons Why You Should Sleep With A Drummer.

To summarize:

1. Reason: Rhythm – Drummers can rock a steady rhythm for prolonged periods of time. And they can make subtle, but important changes to that rhythm on command.

2. Reason: Stamina – Drummers have to train their body and mind to hold out through the song, no matter how taxing it may be. This training can easily be transferred into off stage activities.

3. Reason: Body – We work tons of different muscles when playing, from fingers to shoulders and arms down through our legs. Also when we’re not playing we’re usually lugging some pretty heavy equipment around, so we get a lot of exercise. Drummers are hot

4. Reason: Dexterity – Every good drummer is constantly making minor adjustments with their fingers in order to change sounds.

5. Reason: Emotion – Drummers have the dynamics and being able to feel the song flow through you.

6. Reason: The sixth sense – A good band is always in sync with each other and can follow along if another member decides to do something unrehearsed without the audience noticing. This sort of sixth sense, mostly an acute ability to pick up on slight signals and awareness of everything going on is something that your drummer can bring to your bedroom as well. So he’ll be able to improvise with you all night long.

7. Reason:Responsibility – Drummers are often responsible for a lot of very expensive equipment. So unless they’re crazy rich, they have to be responsible for keeping it in good condition and making sure it doesn’t get stolen. So they know how to treat an expensive woman well.

And last but not least: Drummers are just plain awesome – Drummers are cool. And what else do you want?

And of course, as another argument I have to use a visual device:

Drummers are hot.

Today's Theme: Sadism

Freud described sadism (or even better, sadomasochism, because he considered both siamese twins) as a sexual perversion derived from the humans will to power.

Another descriptions would also use words like "perversion" to take sexual pleasure in "misbehaving" and "humiliating" the partner. The general view towards Sadomasochist fantasies -even by sources based on the research of psychology- is as if these people are some kind of low-life.

I believe Freud's point of view towards this is rather sober. Human's natural love of power, why not, indeed? We all do all kinds of weird stuff to have some sort of advantage towards others. Some try to be cool, some are choleric, some are ambitious, some try it in politics and, well, some people like to whip others. Whipping someone who likes to be whipped is not the sickest thing in this list, I'd say. At least one knows that the other likes to get fucked in the arse and being spanked with a whip at the same time while he/she is unable to move. No politician, on the other hand, ever asked me if I'd take pleasure in that sort of entertainment before he decided to launch new taxes.

Physics rock

OK I tried to find the video that had the best awesomeness/length ratio. And I guess this is it so far. I mean, it's a bit long but the tricks are really neat. If I find something better some day I'll put it up.

Happy 8th May

it's all about you girls. happy feast.

Ok, I'm not a genius when it comes to technology but the options the internet gives you is really infinite, right? It is the ultimate way of survival in a capitalistic world. After industrialization takes away people's jobs and gives it to robots, making money out of nothing becomes necessity. And since you don't have a job, you sell nothing. And people buy it because they believe that they are actually buying something. I mean, what is buying a space on the web really? It's just bytes, hypothetical data floating in Nowhere. It's like buying a place on the moon (and some people did that too, though those were the ones who had so many robots making money for them that they didn't know where to spend the money). The chances you will one day go to the moon lies low. It is idiotic to buy a piece of moon. But it is smart to buy a piece of data. So you have at least something to take with you when you're dead.