Marry me.

I don't always have to have a sophisticated opinion

I don't always have to have an opinion

LOL of the Day: Sarah Palin for President

http://www.zeitgeistyreport.com/articles/2010/07/14/sarah-palin-for-president-in-2012/

I just hope she too, like Hillary, will be a relic of the utter failure of the American Dream: The First Female President. What a cunt. Let us just hope her chances run low, since it takes a lot uf fucking to climb the career ladder in politics, the hang with being the president is that it's quite difficult to fuck all the voters. Not that Palin would have a hard time doing it, it's just that not everybody is a heterosexual male or a homosexual female. Re-think it, Palin!

S.C.U.M. Manifesto (Society for Cutting Up Men)

You gotta take a look at this. This is really good.

...

The male is completely egocentric, trapped inside himself, incapable of empathizing or identifying with others, or love, friendship, affection of tenderness. He is a completely isolated unit, incapable of rapport with anyone. His responses are entirely visceral, not cerebral; his intelligence is a mere tool in the services of his drives and needs; he is incapable of mental passion, mental interaction; he can't relate to anything other than his own physical sensations. He is a half-dead, unresponsive lump, incapable of giving or receiving pleasure or happiness; consequently, he is at best an utter bore, an inoffensive blob, since only those capable of absorption in others can be charming. He is trapped in a twilight zone halfway between humans and apes, and is far worse off than the apes because, unlike the apes, he is capable of a large array of negative feelings -- hate, jealousy, contempt, disgust, guilt, shame, doubt -- and moreover, he is aware of what he is and what he isn't. ...

And this is not nearly all. Take a look at this bold, yet genius statement:

Every man, deep down, knows he's a worthless piece of shit.

ahhh.... It's hillarious.

The manifesto goes on with a detailed explanation of how sociey was built up upon testosteron and how testosteron created authority systems, governments, religion, social and economic classes and taboos. If the male race wouldn't have existed, we would live in a perfectly feminine anarchist community. And since this horrible world men created now also allows the human race to reproduce without men, SCUM can destroy all the men on the face of earth. Only the nice guys who lay back and don't do a shit about it will survive. (see: guy on the right)

Don't you love it too when she looks at you with the prettiest pair of eyes and says that she wants to kill you?

Pride and Prejudice

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer. 


How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?
You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground. 


 What do you call a drummer who's lost his girlfriend?
Homeless. 


What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One will mature and make money. 

but many people prefer to sleep with dumbs. hah!

(and, yes, I know how to read, and I know what a book is)

*for the sake of copyright

Random dice

I told you drummers are hot

Happy 8th May

it's all about you girls. happy feast.