Hereby I Start A New Movement

Someone please explain to me: What the fuck is THIS:

Who wrote this shit? Stuff like this that threatens the sexual life of a certain group of people should be banned. This is plain discrimination. I have to protect my sexual rights as an artist. Thus I bring up the t-shirt slogans some of you eventually saw before: Support The Arts, Sleep With A Drummer.

To support my argument that sleeping with drummers is absolutely necessary for a band's creative process and being, I would like to use some materials brought to you by my fellow comrades.

Here you can find 8 Reasons Why You Should Sleep With A Drummer.

To summarize:

1. Reason: Rhythm – Drummers can rock a steady rhythm for prolonged periods of time. And they can make subtle, but important changes to that rhythm on command.

2. Reason: Stamina – Drummers have to train their body and mind to hold out through the song, no matter how taxing it may be. This training can easily be transferred into off stage activities.

3. Reason: Body – We work tons of different muscles when playing, from fingers to shoulders and arms down through our legs. Also when we’re not playing we’re usually lugging some pretty heavy equipment around, so we get a lot of exercise. Drummers are hot

4. Reason: Dexterity – Every good drummer is constantly making minor adjustments with their fingers in order to change sounds.

5. Reason: Emotion – Drummers have the dynamics and being able to feel the song flow through you.

6. Reason: The sixth sense – A good band is always in sync with each other and can follow along if another member decides to do something unrehearsed without the audience noticing. This sort of sixth sense, mostly an acute ability to pick up on slight signals and awareness of everything going on is something that your drummer can bring to your bedroom as well. So he’ll be able to improvise with you all night long.

7. Reason:Responsibility – Drummers are often responsible for a lot of very expensive equipment. So unless they’re crazy rich, they have to be responsible for keeping it in good condition and making sure it doesn’t get stolen. So they know how to treat an expensive woman well.

And last but not least: Drummers are just plain awesome – Drummers are cool. And what else do you want?

And of course, as another argument I have to use a visual device:

Drummers are hot.