Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Chad Smith's Etched Clear Pearl Drum Kit


this, sir, is an amazing set. fuck you very much.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Coincidence



This is how Wikipedia puts it:
A coincidence is the occurring of an event in conjunction with any some conditions, e.g. another event. As such, a coincidence occurs when something uncanny, accidental and unexpected happens under conditions named, but not under a defined relationship. When there are no conditions named, the event is just that single entity. The word is derived from the Latin cum- ("with", "together") and incidere (a composed verb from "in" and "cadere": "to fall on", "to happen").

Sounds like this to me:



 But who knows? Maybe this is not coincidence at all...

Saturday, November 20, 2010

It was only that and light was all it needed and a certain cleanness and order. Some lived init and never felt it but he knew it all was nada y pues nada y naday pues nada. Our nada who art in nada, nada be thy name thy kingdom nada thy will be nada in nada as it is in nada. Give usthis nada our daily nada and nada us our nada as we nada our nadas and nada us not into nada but deliver us from nada; pues nada. Hail nothing full of nothing, nothing is with thee.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

oh yeah baby...


hit me baby one more time

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Painful facts

oh, and Santa doesn't exist

Monday, November 8, 2010

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Trick or treat?


Happy Halloween everybody

Friday, October 8, 2010

List of Paraphilias

Acrotomophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) amputees
Apotemnophilia: desire to have (or sexual arousal from having) a healthy appendage (limb, digit, or male genitals) amputated
Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman (also see Blanchard, Bailey, and Lawrence theory for discussion on controversy)
Biastophilia: sexual pleasure from committing rape
Celebriphilia: pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity
Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces
Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself
Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants, popularized by the movie “Superstar” with Molly Shannon
Diaper fetishism: sexual arousal from diapers
Emetophilia: sexual attraction to vomit
Ephebophilia: sexual attraction towards adolescents
Eproctophilia: sexual attraction to flatulence
Faunoiphilia: sexual arousal from watching animals mate
Frotteurism: sexual arousal from the recurrent urge or behavior of touching or rubbing against a nonconsenting person
Galactophilia: sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women 
Gerontophilia: sexual attraction towards the elderly
Haematophilia: sexual attraction involving blood (either on a sex partner/attractive person or the liquid itself; not to be confused with haemophilia, a genetic disorder of the blood)
Harpaxophilia: sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary
Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes
Infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby
Lust murder: sexual arousal through committing murder
Maiesiophilia: sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women
Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying material
Necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses
Necrozoophilia: sexual attraction to the corpses or killings of animals (also known as necrobestiality)
Nepiophilia: the same as infantophilia sexual attraction to children between the age of 0 - 3 yrs
Pedophilia: sexual attraction to prepubescent children (British spelling: paedophilia)
Phalloorchoalgolagnia: sexual arousal by the experiencing of painful stimuli being administered to the male genitals.
Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed toys or people in animal costume, such as theme park characters
Pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing/talking/fantasizing about fire
Sitophilia: sexual arousal from food
Spectrophilia: sexual attraction to ghosts
Telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene telephone calls
Teratophilia: sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people
Urolagnia: sexual attraction to urine
Vorarephilia: sexual attraction to being eaten by, and/or eating, another person or creature
Voyeurism: sexual arousal through watching others having sex (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to observe an unsuspecting person who is naked, disrobing or engaging in sexual activities, see peeping tom)
Xenophilia: sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens)
Zoophilia: emotional or sexual attraction to animals
Zoosadism: the sexual enjoyment of causing pain and suffering to animals



Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Monday, September 20, 2010

Monday, August 16, 2010

Dice collectors

Ok, so I've been doing a little market research concerning dices. It came out that a great many of people not only collect dices but also like to show off with them.


Here is a very decent one: 
    This basically just a collection of D&D dices.

And this is one I'm especially jealous of:

     I think this guy robbed a couple of museums.

And this fucker is just showing off like he's the King of Vegas:


  Asshole. Loved the dices.

All in all, my collection turns out to be pretty decent. At least I'm proud to say that I bought none of my dices from Ebay. And that it's very very unlikely that I'm going to open a webpage to show them off. You're welcome to visit me though ('Sleep with a Drummer Movement', remember?)

Thursday, July 29, 2010

There you are...

Check this out: Sexy Drummers
It could've been, of course, a much better casting-up. Paris Hilton? And Rammstein??
But Sheila E. is a nice addition, and I like the Wonderbra ad. And all in all it is just another point proving that drummers ARE sexy. 
Lend a hand genital: Sleep with a drummer.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

LOL of the Day: Sarah Palin for President

http://www.zeitgeistyreport.com/articles/2010/07/14/sarah-palin-for-president-in-2012/

I just hope she too, like Hillary, will be a relic of the utter failure of the American Dream: The First Female President. What a cunt. Let us just hope her chances run low, since it takes a lot uf fucking to climb the career ladder in politics, the hang with being the president is that it's quite difficult to fuck all the voters. Not that Palin would have a hard time doing it, it's just that not everybody is a heterosexual male or a homosexual female. Re-think it, Palin!





Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Monday, July 5, 2010

Kiss

I heard a sound.
What sound?
A sound.
I heard a sound too.
What sound?
The sound of music.






here you are, a little poem

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Friday, June 18, 2010

S.C.U.M. Manifesto (Society for Cutting Up Men)




You gotta take a look at this. This is really good.
...
The male is completely egocentric, trapped inside himself, incapable of empathizing or identifying with others, or love, friendship, affection of tenderness. He is a completely isolated unit, incapable of rapport with anyone. His responses are entirely visceral, not cerebral; his intelligence is a mere tool in the services of his drives and needs; he is incapable of mental passion, mental interaction; he can't relate to anything other than his own physical sensations. He is a half-dead, unresponsive lump, incapable of giving or receiving pleasure or happiness; consequently, he is at best an utter bore, an inoffensive blob, since only those capable of absorption in others can be charming. He is trapped in a twilight zone halfway between humans and apes, and is far worse off than the apes because, unlike the apes, he is capable of a large array of negative feelings -- hate, jealousy, contempt, disgust, guilt, shame, doubt -- and moreover, he is aware of what he is and what he isn't. ...
And this is not nearly all. Take a look at this bold, yet genius statement:

Every man, deep down, knows he's a worthless piece of shit.
ahhh.... It's hillarious.

The manifesto goes on with a detailed explanation of how sociey was built up upon testosteron and how testosteron created authority systems, governments, religion, social and economic classes and taboos. If the male race wouldn't have existed, we would live in a perfectly feminine anarchist community. And since this horrible world men created now also allows the human race to reproduce without men, SCUM can destroy all the men on the face of earth. Only the nice guys who lay back and don't do a shit about it will survive. (see: guy on the right)

Don't you love it too when she looks at you with the prettiest pair of eyes and says that she wants to kill you?



another fellow monkey brother

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Pride and Prejudice

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer. 



How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?
You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground. 



 What do you call a drummer who's lost his girlfriend?
Homeless. 



What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One will mature and make money. 



but many people prefer to sleep with dumbs. hah!

(and, yes, I know how to read, and I know what a book is)

Sunday, May 2, 2010

O gather together all ye drummin bretheren!


Why Do Lead Singers Bash Drummers?

By Andy Doerschuk Published April 27, 2010
Drummers don’t just sit at the back of the stage because that’s where our drum riser happens to be. We tend to get shoved back there figuratively as well as literally. If you need evidence, do a web search for the phrase “drummer jokes,” and watch as the stereotypes pile one atop the other. Not convinced that they reveal a hidden prejudice against your drumming brethren? Okay. Try replacing the word drummer in any one of those jokes with an ethnic slur and see what happens the next time you repeat it in a crowded room. Better bring your boxing gloves.
If we only occasionally had to endure being the brunt of a joke, there really wouldn’t be any problem. But some musicians still feel that drummers are somehow less musical because we play rhythms and beats instead of chords and melodies. And nothing riles me more than a lead singer who likes to blame the drummer for everything — real and imagined — that goes wrong onstage while onstage.
I’ve seen this one far too many times. The lead singer counts off a song. You‘ve got the tempo locked into your internal metronome a couple clicks before the first downbeat. The band comes in at precisely the tempo the singer specified, but by the eighth measure he or she demonstrably turns to you and yells, “Will you pick it up?” with a scowl — as if it was somehow your fault that the singer counted off the song too slowly.
So you bite your tongue and pick up the tempo. And for a verse — or even worse, half the song — the groove wobbles backward and forward while the band tries to guess the proper bpm and find a pocket to lock into. I’ve seen this throw off a band so badly that it can render an otherwise jumping dance number to an embarrassing train wreck.
The drummer did nothing wrong, but the singer definitely blew it. Counting off a song at the wrong tempo is like starting to play a solo before you tune up your instrument. Actually, in my opinion, if a song happens to start off a tad slower or faster than usual, professional musicians — and professional singers — should be able to make it work, especially without having an onstage hissy fit.
Here’s another great one that I recently saw. You’re in the middle of a song, and without turning around, the singer puts one hand down and makes some kind of circular motion toward the drummer, as if someone was running in front of you and wanted you to catch up. What exactly is the meaning of this inexplicable signal? Well, my first instinct tells me that the singer wants the song to speed up.
But it might also mean, “give me more.” But more of what? More volume? More ghost notes? More fills? It’s hard to say, so you know what I do? I give them more of everything while slightly picking up the tempo. I don’t do it to be malicious. I’m simply trying to fulfill the wishes of a singer whose mind I am unable to read.
Yet more reasons why we drummers must stick together.

taken from: Drum Magazine

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Monday, April 5, 2010

Physics rock vol 3

I'm quoting...

This is from a blog called "The Cautionary Revolution", the dude who's writing it calls himself apocalypse nowish.

I have some things to say about drugs, but in this case I don't, cause apocalypse said it all for me. I quote:


It is time for people of this earth (excluding government that never will acknowledge it) to realize two things; firstly that the “war against drugs” is unwinnable. It doesn’t matter how severe punishments there are for peddling drugs are or how many police officers you put into the equation, it has no barring whatsoever if you throw the military at kingpins, it will always, without exception, fail. Secondly it is the ‘war’ itself that creates the problems, not the drugs or the gangs. In effect it is the government that is at fault, not the mafia or the terrorists.
he's talking about the war against drugs in Mexico.


This civil war in Mexico could be over tomorrow if they legalized drugs. But you see, the government doesn’t want that, not for any nice protecting of you reason, oh no, they want this war because when there’s a war going on, who do we turn to for protection? Yes, that’s right… This is also why they are fighting the war against terrorism, the war against poverty, the war against unemployment, the war against inflation. All of these things are created by government and then fought by government under the disguise of "war".
listen to the dude. he's right.

This isn't a game. This is war.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Street Beat vol 2

Ladies'n gentlemen,
may I introduce you to the animal of the day:

Monday, March 29, 2010

Humanity: habit or choice?

So I saw this blog entry in this sickos blog: http://whoyoucallingaskeptic.wordpress.com/2009/12/27/feral-children/. (its really cool, Saya found it). And the video annoyed me because of this point of view towards humans being represented as something entirely different than other animals. Sure scientists and psychologists and whosoever might be amazed by this "phenomena" which occurs since centuries (as whoyoucallingaskeptic points out) and it really can be compared to the argument for atheism that goes something like: "have you ever considered that if you have been born Iran instead of the US you might've been a Muslim instead a Christian?".

The human is a creature of habit, and this it very commonly uses for its own defense. Living in buildings, eating at a table, shitting in your own house, all poor excuses and concepts that are necessary for many to shape an image in their mind about 'life' though it is not necessary to 'live'. Living the way we live is habitual. Being a man, an American, religious and/or human are merely concepts some Homo Sapiences imagined collectively into being. Before you go out today to find a job or to take a class about some hypothetical concept, ask yourself "Did I really choose to be a human?". Too much is being done already for the sake of parents, tutors and authorities.




Sunday, March 28, 2010

Random dice


Street Beat vol 1

I dig buckets.


watch out, there's more to come.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Physics rock vol 2

I always knew Spiderman was a dumbass. Physics rule. Spidey sucks. Gambit rox.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

another dice stacking video

its slow motion, to show how this thing works. it's really simple. maybe I'll explain it to you one day.


Saturday, March 13, 2010

I told you drummers are hot

Smoke kills


After forbidding people to smoke in public, they will probably put taxes for smoking at home. Oh hey, wait, no need, we pay a shitload of taxes anyway for cigarettes. This is probably some kinda marketing strategy of tobacco companies to make smoking more expensive and also more popular. Imagine how popular heroin was before it went out of style. Maybe if it have got more expensive, it would be still a trend. Who knows?

Thank god marijuana is so casual that it will never get out of style. And the government made the smart movement to restrict it right from the beginning, so now everybody is used to it being forbidden. Very clever. God saves America.

Oh and by the way, bear with me because of the video: I don't have a facebook account.