A drummer.
How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?
You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.
What do you call a drummer who's lost his girlfriend?
Homeless.
What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One will mature and make money.
but many people prefer to sleep with dumbs. hah!
(and, yes, I know how to read, and I know what a book is)
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